Dear viewers!
I'd like to make an apology for not uploading lately! Please feel free to blame the AQA exam board for setting my politics exam so late in the year! D;
Let me give you an update on my life... Things have been interesting. I've met new people, lost few friends, become closer to certain individuals I never expected to adore so much!
I've surrounded myself with personalities and characters who're uplifting and so damn charming! I can honestly say I love all of my closest friends because they're hilarious bastards who make me chortle all the time! I'm not joking when I say they make my stomach hurt from laughter and if you knew them too, I'm pretty sure you'd roflcopter so hard you'd break the ceiling!
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My five closest friends |
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Kicking some a**! |
Here's a little insight to my group of friends and I:
We always hang out at this Icecream place every single day, we eat, get fat, and have endless banter! Even so, with all the fun times, we've had some downers too... We all worked super hard for our practical drama exam, and I honestly can't explain what we all felt after our exam was over! We felt so happy and yet so sad at the same time because of all the fun we had during rehearsals- The bonds between us became stronger, mostly due to the fact that we're all a bunch of drama queens!
Apart from education... I've had some personal experiences that I shall never forget. I've met a fool who's introduced me to a whole new world of wonderful things! I never knew Anime could be so epic O.O (Yes! I'm referring to Naruto! I'm currently on episode 98, only another 30 or so away from shippuden :') ) But y'know even though he's a complete idiot who makes duck faces at me, I guess I can admit he's pretty damn awesome for someone who mocks me every single day.
A closer look at each of those retards :)
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(In the picture we were on the plane to California for a skii trip) We like to call her 'Zulu warrior'- she's a friend I can literally say I have travelled the world with, She's like a warm motherly figure who always looks out for me, yet she still knows how to party at the same time. She makes me laugh with her complaints about ending up alone with 27 cats... or was it 72? I can't quite remember. My dear Zulaikha (her proper name) gives the most amazing advice ever and she has not failed me yet! Truly one of the cutest and most adorable dickheads you could ever meet <3 Even though she's a complete and utter douche, she and I have a relationship that I absolutely adore... Okay, screw this shit -__-' I'm on the phone to her right now and she's making me re-write some of the shizzle i've written for her. In all fairness I think i've been pretty nice, unfortunately the stupid little b*tch doesn't agree. ¬__¬
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This wonderful dude right here is called 'Zak'- Thats right mother f*cker! Spelt with a K not a CK 'cause he's a rebel like that. He's honestly one of the funniest guys you could ever meet! His witty remarks and EPIC come backs will always make you giggle- but be warned! Never! And I mean NEVER insult Zak or you WILL get mentally slaughtered as well as verbally abused. (oh and take a good look at him now, because I'm telling you... he WILL be Britain's most famous director one day.) He's been in some seriously funny youtube videos too! check him out-
-Fight to the death
-Tricking Aliza (<<This makes me laugh SO HARD.) |
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As you can see from the picture, myself and this lovely lady share a very close bond. She has an opinion on EVERYTHING, and no matter what you say to her, she will always have a come back that will leave you speechless... (except Zak... he fully pars and destroys everyone.) Her name is Soraya, she's Moroccan, and she is the COOLEST Moroccan you will EVER meet. She and I are strangely similar in too many ways, we share something no one else has, and I love how comfortable I can feel with her. (She also loves Naruto =D although she mocks me for spelling and saying things wrong all the time D: Darn it, I'm a beginner with this stuff!) |
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This awesome guy right here... let me tell you something about him... He is the kindest, funniest and sweetest dude I've met. He's beyond modest and ALWAYS makes me smile because of his little antics. Don't get me wrong, he most definitely uses opportunities to mock me; but purely because it's him, I don't mind. Mr Mwahahaharzi is what I call him, but his name is Talha and he's absolutely OBSESSED WITH FOOD =| Like, I mean seriously addicted to the stuff, and yet he has the body of a boxer?! I swear its probably just because he's Kenyan (LOL). Personally I think he's going to go far, so watch out for him on the news! whether its as a new comer actor, or as an aspiring chef- one way or another, you WILL know him. |
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This douche right here goes by the name of 'Adam'. He consistently mocks me all the time and makes fun of my 'not-so-clever' moments- don't get me wrong I adore him to bits and he's awesome, but he's still a douche... He makes me laugh ALL the time and whenever I'm down he cheers me up pretty much instantly. He's a silly numpty who I can never ignore, and I know if anything unpleasant happened, he'd most definitely be there to help me through it and make me giggle as he usually does! He's a sweetheart, I literally just got off the phone from him now and he made me LOL with his idiotic commentary- its 1.26am and he's running home from town. Bless him! |
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Yes, those are BoobHats. |
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My C*ntBuddy Pritesh, Both of us begging for
money on the streets of London in westminister |
Don't worry I have more than just 5 epic friends =P I have many peeps who I share AMAZING times with, Like my two buds Krish and Eren, they are absolutely HILARIOUS! I giggle just thinking about them! They're so god damn legendary!
Not forgetting my silly noob friend Pritesh, with whom I've had some seriously wacky times and ridiculous jokes about God knows what! I've known the dude since year 10 and I'm still buds with him... We call ourselves C*ntBuddies (I know thats pretty harsh language, but we're disgusting people and we can't help but be vulgar.)
Last but not least, I could NEVER ever forget to mention my two best friends. I adore them so much and they mean the world to me!
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Possibly one of my worst pictures, -its from last year but I could NOT care any less purely because its a picture of me and my best buddy shane! Words cannot describe how much love I have for this dude, he's given me non-stop advice and he's made me laugh to the extent where I've been rolling on the floor in stitches! He's been there for me through some seriously rough times as well as the exciting and happy times... Seeing him happy makes me genuinely happy from the bottom of my heart.
Last but NEVER EVER LEAST, THE GRAND FINALE, MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD WHO I LOVE SO, SO, SO MUCH! Miss Zainab Gilani!!
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Zainab has been there for me for the past three years and in these past years I have become SO close with her! No one can understand the bond we've shared, we literally consider ourselves to be soul mates in a non-romantic way... At the end of 2009 she moved away to Canada, and I was left absolutely shattered and heartbroken. I was in a state where I became this depressed blubbering fool and for an ENTIRE year I called her Every. Single. Day. Why? because thats how much I love this silly girl! And even now in 2011 we're still in contact after her being gone for more than over a year. We don't speak as much as we did in 2010 but we're still ridiculously close and believe it or not, even though we've spent SO much time together and had SO many conversations, there has not been a single time where its been awkward or we've had to repeat a conversation... I've always found myself laughing my GUTS out whenever I speak to zainab, truly the funniest girl anyone could ever meet. She's not only funny, but she's smart, she knows how to deal with problems and the best part? She's mine. She's my best friend, and I love her. Mark my words when I say she'll be there on my wedding day. She'll be there when I'm giving birth, and she'll be yelling "PUSH" to me from outside the room. She'll be there on my Daughter or Son's first birthday. She'll be there when I'm having my 50th anniversary. And I'll always be there for her too. Miss Zainab Gilani, I'm proud to call you my best friend and I will never let go of you... ever. <3 |
SO ladies and Gents, this has been a longggg post, and although it does not make up for a youtube video- Its just something I felt like sharing. I hope every one of you can find the kind of friends I have. I promise I'll upload asap :) The next exam finishes pretty soon, so i'll get my little ass editing the moment it does. I love all of you, my little Noorwegians! Mucho Amor! Peace.
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