9 day weekend?

Long time no blog! I thought it was time to update you with my soppy life again... seeing as only dedicated viewers read this (so around 3 people?) ; I'm going to go ahead and explode with everything that's happening with me right now :)
I've had the most amazing news given to me recently; I GET TO PRESENT! =D ... i'll be working for this company (I'm not going to say which one just yet) I'll be representing them with my presenting skizzills (H) I can't wait! I'll get to interview famous peeps :') (I'm not going to say who just yet either, but lets just say they're very well known ;)...) don't worry! I'll be posting all the interviews on my facebook wall and in my twitter updates as soon as they hit the company's website! 
ALSO hopefully this year... I get to collab with someone very awesome =D ....I'm sure your all familiar with his work... His youtube channel name begins with a 'Mal' and ends with an 'um' - go on... take a wild guess!

hmmm, what else is new? OH YEAH! at the moment I'm in the middle of my half term holidays (basically 9 days off from sixthform/college) Its been busy though! so, so, SO busy; the amount of work I've gotten is absolutely RIDICULOUS! I really need to get a move on with all my sixthform(college) shizzle :( ... 
wish me luck! ... 
Politics essay.... here I come -___-' 
(p.s. please enjoy the random picture of me with a goatee above :') ....its sexy...no? ¦ )...)

Food, glorious food!

Food, glorious food! - don't you just LOVE meat? - if not- surely you must've tried the veggie patties that TASTE like meat.... Chicken, Lamb, Turkey, Beef :') ... Its like a party in your mouth the second it touches your tongue.... CHOCOLATE! NOM! I can't live with out the stuff! mmm can't forget curry n' fish n' all those epic spices I love so darn much!

So here's what you should do tonight... Take out five minutes of your time- that's right. Just five minutes, and thank the lord you believe in for the blessings you've been given; Thank him for giving you the luxury of nutrition, which is NOT something many people have in this world. Thank him for your health, wealth, and the people around you.......Remember, God loves you... the least you could do is thank him. 

Culture Day

Culture day is a sixthform (college) trip, where we get to go to the city for the entire day and experience different cultures by going to places we wouldn't normally go to... 


First stop was London dungeon- tbh it wasn't any thing special but I had the BEST company. It was probably one of the least scariest 'scary attractions' I've been to :') ... the best part was probably the gift shop!

The second place we went to was the London Film Museum- OH. MY. GOSH. I fell in love with it!!! It was so epic! :') there were GIANT props, a GIANT Oscar award, and even an entire exhibit on Sir Charlie Chaplin... <3 just *sighs* amazing. I couldn't help but drool over the old cameras they had on display- they even had original props from certain movies! :')



THERE WAS A GUY GIVING OUT FREE HUGS!! =D =D =D I honestly don't care what people say... I LOVE LONDON. It's just the best.

Spider suicide

I saw a spider commit suicide today. o_O
It. was. epic. 
One minute it was all like "look at me i'm at the top of this wall, I'm gunna jump, i'm gunna jump" 

then the next it was all like... "aaaaaaaaaaaah" ... 
and I was like ":O DUDE!"
and my friend was like "DUDE :O"... 
then both of us were like...
"DUDE :O SPIDER SUICIDE.... radical." 


I don't know why the fork we were talking like surfer dudes, but..... just go along with it -_- 

Awkward

Awkwardness. There are so many different types! There's the classic awkward silence, when no one has anything to say and are avoiding eye contact (or possibly making eye contact to further insinuate the awkward atmosphere). 


Can't forget the awkward stare, when you accidentally look into space day dreaming, but then suddenly realise you weren't looking out into space; but in fact you were staring at someone's boobs, crotch, or face. 


and last but never least... the awkward bump in. when you bump into or are forced to be in the same room as that ONE person you don't need to or really want see, it could be an ex-best friend, an ex-boyfriend, someone you've had past conflict with, and even teachers you don't like speaking to...




I experienced option number three today. 
The awkward bump in.
Possibly to its fullest awkwardness. fml. 

Asian Wedding - After

Okay, MAYBE it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be... but lets be honest... the only reason we go to weddings is for the food which btw was absolutely AMAZING!! Best food EVAR! It was pretty fun, I even danced to Bhangra... lets just say someone almost lost their leg when I made an attempt.

Asian Wedding - Before

Asian weddings? what can I say? They're one of the weirdest, yet most wonderfully, horrific experiences you can go through in your life. One minute your sitting down, eating, minding your own business, when all of a sudden the next minute your being dragged along like a dead goat onto the dance floor. The second you start dancing, things become chaotic. There're shoes flying everywhere, there're aunties cackling like witches, uncles shaking their heads in disapproval of what the girls are wearing these days. 


I have the pleasure of attending one of these strange rituals we call "wedding ceremonies" tonight.


All I can say is..... wish me luck..... and fml.
(p.s. Aishwaria was HOTT)

Don't Hold Back

So today, I've uploaded "Don't hold back", to be honest I'm still a little "iffy" about the title of the video... I wanted something a little more creative that wouldn't give the plot away... ah wells, nevzy mind :)


I learnt a valuable lesson today, never ever, EVER leave all your notes, essays, and reading to the last minute :| Its a REALLY bad habit... so if your sitting there reading this rather than doing your work.. your a FOO'... go do yo work MOFO

NEW CAMERA?!

The media department in our sixthform (college) has gotten brand new HD Sony cameras for filming :') I'm genuinely SO EXITED about using them!! I've got access to them any time- along with Tri-pods and wheel-thingy-ma-jiggys that let me move the camera around...ON WHEELS =D... (obv)


SO, what this means for YOU is that you get to watch higher quality himynameisnoor videos ¦D of course, My channel is called himynameisnoor... my videos will be "No_Orthpole productions". ¦) look forward to filming for all you awesome people! 

Nor, No, and Or

Nor, No, and Or are three VERY common words used at sixthform (college) all the time... and I can't BEGIN to explain how irritating it is to hear one of those three words as I'm walking along the corridor or listening in class, look up or back  to see who was calling me, and realise NO ONE was calling me...  


Nor- ... 
Teacher: "Nor I or he were there" so what does this mean?
Noor: *looks up from desk like an idiot about to open mouth and speak*
No- ...
anywhere tbh
Or-...
whenever a teachers speaking, reading a text... or just in general conversation between anyone

Donald duck ain't pretty when he's angry

OH. MY. GOSH. Today was actually SO dramatic :| 


In my drama class no one did the assignment they were supposed to- which basically made my teacher EXPLODE- he looked like fumes were going to come out of his ears... I swear to God, for about 5 minutes of his ranting he looked like an overly angry version Donald duck... he told us all to "get out", so in the end our lesson got cancelled 'cause he was pissed at us...


...then again...what's Drama class with out a little bit of ...well... drama!? ¦ )

God Loves us

Cookies are God's way of telling us he loves us. 
...No homo.

Those crazy bastards

We had a surprise birthday party for one of my friends today, It was pretty crazy... on one side we had two of my friends getting very... ahem... intimate, and on the other we had myself and two more of my friends going mental with video games! The best part definitely had to be the food! Popcorn, pizza and chicken wings flying every!¦)


oh and do NOT get me started on the toilet paper -_- ... I've only recently realised how sucky I am with games ... ugh, I kept dying in 'call of duty' or whatever it was called, it's SUCH A STUPID GAME >< the stupid gun thing didn't even point in the direction I wanted it to! =( 

FML

God just LOVES testing my patience... I had to stay an extra hour and a half after school today, no one could pick me up because they were all being faggots- as soon as I leave the building to go home--it starts POURING down with rain... It was like someone had just drank 5 can's of red bull and decided to piss down on London... nice.

So I walked home as fast as I could- clearly not fast enough. By the time I got to my front door I was soaked to the bone! I had water in places I never knew I had. It got worse- as soon as I opened the door, BOTH my niece and nephew ATTACKED me like how a hungry, manly, hippo-like brown aunty attacks Biriyani at a wedding!! (you KNOW shit's about to go down when Asian aunties don't get their food)

so BASICALLY- It hasn't been the best day so far ¬__¬